Episodes

Saturday Dec 29, 2018
The Xmas Files
Saturday Dec 29, 2018
Saturday Dec 29, 2018
Ho, ho, ho! That's a UFO!
In this holiday episode the idiots discuss the history of UFOs and alien abduction! Is extraterrestrial life possible? Was Earth visited by ancient astronauts? Who probed me? These questions and more will be answered in Episode 18! Watch the skies!
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Saturday Dec 22, 2018
17: The Narwhal Comedy Hour / According To An Idiot
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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WE HAVE RETURNED! No, we aren't dead - not on the outside at least!
This week the idiots discuss hot singles in your area, the dangers of science, and England's most VIOLENT haunting! Episode 17 will hit you like a narwhal tooth to the chest!
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Saturday Nov 24, 2018
16: Softcore Pilgrim Porn / According To An Idiot
Saturday Nov 24, 2018
Saturday Nov 24, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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I committed cultural genocide and all I got was this lousy podcast.
This week the idiots are broadcasting live from Turkey Town! The violent origins of Thanksgiving, the sleepy science behind your turkey dinner, and traveling back in time to romance Hitler! Episode 16 is gonna leave you bloated!
(The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.)
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Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
15: Illegal Blood Energy / According To An Idiot
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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Welcome to Nightmare Land. Population: Us.
This week the idiots discuss the latest Halloween trends, hot singles in your area, athletes using blood to conquer the world, and the terrors of MKUltra! Put us in your earholes, you're gonna want to hear this!
(The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.)
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Thursday Nov 01, 2018
14: Halloween Sex Zombies / According To An Idiot
Thursday Nov 01, 2018
Thursday Nov 01, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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Halloween just got a whole lot scarier - and sluttier! Can you survive Episode 14?
This week the idiots discuss late-October sun tanning tips, the terrifying history of syphilis, and their ultimate guide to dressing sexy this Halloween! Get your pillowcases ready, because you're in for a treat!
(The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.)
Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know.
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Friday Oct 26, 2018
13: Quantum Pancakes / According To An Idiot
Friday Oct 26, 2018
Friday Oct 26, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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We heard you like Earth's, so we put an Earth in your Earth! Welcome to Episode 13!
This week the idiots discuss the 4th state of water, Hollow Earth theory, and the Green Children of Woolpit! Hear that? That's the sound of your worldview crumbling! Buckle up, buttercup!
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The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.
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Thursday Oct 18, 2018
12: Psychics & Space Ghosts / According To An Idiot
Thursday Oct 18, 2018
Thursday Oct 18, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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In space, no one can hear you scream... because you're probably astral projecting! Welcome to Episode 12!
This week the idiots discuss the best way to trick-or-treat, gay penguins, fatherless rat babies, and the haunted pyramids of Mars. Hold on to your (tinfoil)hats, this is gonna get weird!
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The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.
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Friday Oct 12, 2018
11: The Haunted Episode / According To An Idiot
Friday Oct 12, 2018
Friday Oct 12, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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Prepare to get SPOOKED - Episode 11 is here!
This week the idiots discuss ghosts, nightmares, and the entity currently haunting the studio space. Did we catch a ghost on the mic? Listen for yourself... (Also we're drunk.)
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The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.
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Friday Oct 05, 2018
10: Biblical Boner / According To An Idiot
Friday Oct 05, 2018
Friday Oct 05, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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This week the idiots discuss murder, penis bones, plagues, and riddles! Hop into your favorite anthropomorphic Volkswagon and join us on this joyride!
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The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.
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Tuesday Sep 25, 2018
9: Phantom of the Podcast / According To An Idiot
Tuesday Sep 25, 2018
Tuesday Sep 25, 2018
Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy!
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Welcome to the 9th installment of our NOW WEEKLY podcast!
This week the idiots discuss phantoms haunting entertainment venues, elderly babies, your genetic composition, and the Demon of Detroit!
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The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.
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